Think you can't get sore from sitting on the couch all day? I'm here to tell you that it is entirely possible. To be honest, I think the amount of fidgeting I do while seated on this couch could almost be classified as a workout.Do not be fooled by the luxurious-looking faux leather and inviting pillow-height arms. This couch is of the Devil, and will make your rump long for a soft concrete floor to sit on.
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I think the first "couch" I had in Zambia wins the prize though - wood bench that is way to upright with cushions that continuously slip. You had to brace your whole body to keep from falling on the floor! This post also reminds me of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory
I also forgot to mention the stickiness of the pleather.
Woe unto ye who sits upon this couch in clothing that exposes thy thighs. Ye shall peel thyself off slowly, and with much pain. The sound of thy skin removing itself shall be as the sound of shrink wrap being unfurled, and thy skin shall retain the imprint of the couch for ETERNITY.
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