Ah, the foolishness of youth.
My Front-Loading Washer-Dryer Combo is the appliance version of a sloth. Five hours to wash and dry a load of underwear? Seriously, Front-Loading Washer-Dryer Combo? This is the best you can do? You're so high tech, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LINT TRAP! YOU MAGICALLY EAT YOUR OWN LINT, AND YOU STILL TAKE FIVE HOURS TO WASH SOCKS?
Hey LG, maybe you should spend less time inventing a refrigerator that suggests recipes based on the foods it was creepily scoping out in your fridge, and more time inventing a Front-Loading Washer-Dryer Combo that takes less than a DAY to do one load of wash.
1 comments:
"A Pocket for Corduroy"? Awwwww. I have not thought of this book in FOREVER! Hope you do more posts relating your life to vintage children's literature.
And eating it's own lint? That sounds like a recipe for lots of missing socks....
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